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Our Approach

There was some boilerplate text here that should be filled with some bland pabulum about "Our philosophy" or "Our vision." This is a pretentious vanity site and my vision extends to the tip of my nose and my philosophy can be summed up in a symbol: "?".

Our Story

There was a kid from D'yer Maker

Folks said he was a tremendous faker

He went to school learn sums

Instead got taught to shoot guns

Now makes a living with bad data.