Some common questions people have asked me over the years:

What the hell is this?

It's a vanity site, an altar to a raging ego.

Do you ship oversees and to P.O. boxes?

Yes, we’ll ship your package anywhere that can accept deliveries. Be careful when opening as the fangs are poisonous.

Where is the kernel rebuild guide?

Archived on the web. It's no longer a useful document.